Comments on: Fifty States http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/ Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Hench! Sun, 27 Dec 2009 12:00:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Garth http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-50 Garth Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:03:44 +0000 http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-50 This was fucking brilliant. Only thing is, next year, when you're in sixth grade and you do the Countries of the World, you should do it in installments. Like one a day or five a week or something. Make it a little more digestible, and make use of the medium to build yourself a real cult following as people CAN'T WAIT for the next batch of reviews to come out. "Tune in next week to read all about why Bhutan is Busted, why Bolivia is Bolivious and why Bosnia and Herzegovina are like that kid who's parents gave them a sadistically long hyphenated last name." See I'm not as witty as you, but if you wrote it, it would be funny. This was fucking brilliant. Only thing is, next year, when you’re in sixth grade and you do the Countries of the World, you should do it in installments. Like one a day or five a week or something. Make it a little more digestible, and make use of the medium to build yourself a real cult following as people CAN’T WAIT for the next batch of reviews to come out.

“Tune in next week to read all about why Bhutan is Busted, why Bolivia is Bolivious and why Bosnia and Herzegovina are like that kid who’s parents gave them a sadistically long hyphenated last name.” See I’m not as witty as you, but if you wrote it, it would be funny.

]]> By: Michael http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-49 Michael Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:29:38 +0000 http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-49 Emily totally beat me to the New Orleans Jazz bit. I would really love to hear your states of the union mix tape feat. zydeco, lightnin' hopkins, an Go-go music. "Florida, Florida / the redneck Riviera / Florida, Florida / there's no more pathetic place in America." - Vic Chesnutt. I know I have more thoughts on everything here (my favorite bit is about the bats coming out of the mouths of Mt. Rushmore. That is one eeeevil place.). Like Emily, I will have to say it on my own someday blog. Emily totally beat me to the New Orleans Jazz bit.

I would really love to hear your states of the union mix tape feat. zydeco, lightnin’ hopkins, an Go-go music.

“Florida, Florida / the redneck Riviera / Florida, Florida / there’s no more pathetic place in America.” - Vic Chesnutt.

I know I have more thoughts on everything here (my favorite bit is about the bats coming out of the mouths of Mt. Rushmore. That is one eeeevil place.). Like Emily, I will have to say it on my own someday blog.

]]> By: Emily http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-48 Emily Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:27:58 +0000 http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-48 They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery: <a href="http://snarkapuss.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://snarkapuss.blogspot.com/</a> Also I can shed some light on the mystery of the Utah Jazz: They used to be based in New Orleans. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery:

http://snarkapuss.blogspot.com/

Also I can shed some light on the mystery of the Utah Jazz: They used to be based in New Orleans.

]]> By: Jackie http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-47 Jackie Mon, 13 Feb 2006 15:01:31 +0000 http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-47 okay, i'm not done reading this yet... although it promises to be as awesome in total as its parts. but quickly, kansas city is not in kansas. it's in mizzourah. okay, i’m not done reading this yet… although it promises to be as awesome in total as its parts. but quickly, kansas city is not in kansas. it’s in mizzourah.

]]> By: Holly http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-46 Holly Sun, 12 Feb 2006 23:22:29 +0000 http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-46 No, No, No. Pennsylvania is not square. It is the Keystone state. Shaped like a keystone. The stone that holds everything together or an archway up. Without us you wouldn't have states -- you would have colonies. Massachusetts can keep fucking Ben Franklin we've got Thomas Paine. Oh, and without our self-hatred and loathing, New York would be like a supermodel without fat people. So there. No, No, No. Pennsylvania is not square. It is the Keystone state. Shaped like a keystone. The stone that holds everything together or an archway up. Without us you wouldn’t have states — you would have colonies. Massachusetts can keep fucking Ben Franklin we’ve got Thomas Paine. Oh, and without our self-hatred and loathing, New York would be like a supermodel without fat people. So there.

]]> By: Nicole http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-45 Nicole Sun, 12 Feb 2006 20:14:27 +0000 http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-45 Cheers on the 50 states! that definitely made my snowy sunday (aside from building a kick ass snowman... all by myself cuz everyone else is LAME). gr. Anyway, that was awesome and hilarious. Cheers on the 50 states! that definitely made my snowy sunday (aside from building a kick ass snowman… all by myself cuz everyone else is LAME). gr.
Anyway, that was awesome and hilarious.

]]> By: kryssy http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-44 kryssy Sun, 12 Feb 2006 19:42:35 +0000 http://hench.blog.friendster.com/2006/02/fifty-states/#comment-44 okay, so this whole thing is biased an ill-informed, which you happily admit, so I will not dwell...but I need to correct one major fallicy: OHIO BLOWS! I grew up right next to it, I've been to 46 of the 50 states, and I would rather be forced to drive though any other state. The only mildly redeaming quality of Ohio is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but by the time you suffer through the rest of the state to get there you will not be able to enjoy it. Everything good dies in Ohio. okay, so this whole thing is biased an ill-informed, which you happily admit, so I will not dwell…but I need to correct one major fallicy: OHIO BLOWS! I grew up right next to it, I’ve been to 46 of the 50 states, and I would rather be forced to drive though any other state. The only mildly redeaming quality of Ohio is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but by the time you suffer through the rest of the state to get there you will not be able to enjoy it. Everything good dies in Ohio.

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