Comments on: The Numerous Invisible Shitheads + Other Fragments

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 20:23:37 +0000

A lot of those things you both mention were on the rise for me for a long time, especially bitchy women and screaming babies, but I moved the fuck out the city. Now drunk drivers, junk catalogs, and Josh Groban are on the rise. You win some, you lose some.

And on the Monopoly tip: it doesn’t take long if you play against my Mom: she kicked my ass in about a half hour by landing on Free Parking every second tour around, and by avoiding my light blues like the dickens. Just got the 2004 World Series Red Sox edition, so I was probably distracted by having to weep every time I passed Johnny Damon (Kentucky, I think).

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:26:25 +0000

Everyone is all worried about Hanta virus but me . . . not so much. Less than two hundred people have died of it in the last decade, and mice leave millions of little fecal pellets in people’s kitchens each year. Frankly, I’m more worried about being hit by a car.

But still: fucking mouse feces.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 15:37:50 +0000

who knows… maybe you’re getting hanta virus as a bonus with those mouse feces.

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:59:46 +0000

For me, mouse feces seems to be on the rise.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 16:40:54 +0000

For me, it’s not so much that time is passing more quickly, as the density of space is increasing. And, for some reason, the mass of particles which are most annoying are those increasing most rapidly. These particles include: obnoxious drivers, screaming babies, garbage trucks, bitchy women, mysterious ants, papercuts, dry elbows, coffee tables to bark my shins on, christmas carols, dust bunnies, shouting, hissing steam, boring architecture, slushy puddles, misspellings, bad food and creationists.
why, you might ask as I ask myself, are only these commodities on the rise? or am I turning into a mighty magnet for such things and only their local incidence has increased while their total population is steady. If, as you suggest, the poles of the earth are shifting, then perhaps the earth’s magnetic center of the annoying has shifted to me.
doesn’t that make you feel better?