Some Things I Hate
Some Things I Hate
1. The word “toffee”
2. Being called by my last name
3. U2
4. When people spell “Brooklyn” without all the “roo” so it says “Bklyn”
5. The New York Post
6. Cleaning up crushed cockroaches
7. People who chew gum and look bored and selfish
8. Bad table manners
9. Television
10. Barnes and Noble
11. Crossword puzzles
12. Smarmy indie rockers
13. Che Guevara t-shirts
14. Fat men with short blond hair plastered down on their head wearing blue shirts and khaki pants.
15. Ayn Rand
16. When people drown puppies
17. Making decisions by consensus
18. Most natural disasters
June 6th, 2005 at 9:42 am
with the exception of crossword puzzles, I am heartened to see that so many of the same “facts” of modern life rub you like so much sandpaper in the asscrack as they do me.
Why are we so far away from the age of politeness that we can’t punch people in the back of the head for chewing gum in public?
July 14th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
Or when people call places of business on the telephone while they’re eating. It’s just gross to eat and talk on the phone at the same time.